It's all in the diet...

The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
the British or Americans.

The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than
the British or Americans.

The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than the British or Americans.

The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer
fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is
apparently what kills you.



lg

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Durchgefallen


Treffen sich zwei Bayern:

Fragt der eine:
Und? Host den Führerschein jetzt?

Sagt der andere:
Na, durchg'folln bin i.

Fragt der andere zurück:
Wie host denn dös gschofft?

Sagt der erste:
Jo, i bin an aan Kreisel kemma, do war a Schüld gschdandn "30" !

Jo und?

Do bin i 30 Moal ummedum g'foahrn.

Jo, und dann?

Bin i durchg'folln !!

Sagt der erste:
Host di verzöhlt ?


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